Ode to an Asshole

No, this post isn't dedicated to our former president as I am so done posting, or even thinking, about him. This post is dedicated to my former best friend, who made an unforgivable assholeesque comment tonight, and thus is no longer my best friend. We had a good run, and I am truly grateful for all of the laughs we shared, and memories too, but it is time to part ways. Suicide is no laughing matter, but apparently it is to him, or at least it was tonight. And that is why I have to let him go. So long, Bruce!