I'm in the Market for a Partner

of the male variety, NOT an asshole. How hard can it be to find a dude with an ego of equal size to mine?! (Which I like to think is very small, but am getting the signal from the people in my head that it has recently been increasing in size). I've come across quite a few of the XY chromosomes lately that give the definition of a-hole a run for it's money. Lord, in my next incarnation, I'd like to be a duck. Life just seems a lot easier when you have webbed feet!